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7 stories tagged with adeleke.
After losing Osun to Adeleke, the APC has reportedly solved the problem by putting Adeleke in charge of winning Osun for Tinubu. Party loyalists are now updating their CVs to include “defeated us convincingly” as a core skill.
Nyesom Dwala
After conceding, congratulating Adeleke and asking for peace, Osun APC somehow discovered a petition with its name on it at the tribunal. The party has now withdrawn it, confirming that in Nigerian politics, even lawsuits sometimes enter WhatsApp groups by mistake.
Nyesom Dwala
Governor Adeleke has reportedly offered Osun’s 2027 votes like party jollof already shared in the VIP tent, while residents are still checking when INEC introduced proxy voting by executive announcement.
Nyesom Dwala
For once, a government fund has arrived with victims, naira figures and something resembling a plan, forcing Nigerians to briefly suspend disbelief. Experts warn the hope may last only until someone asks for the disbursement list.
Nyesom Dwala
APC’s Osun post-mortem has reportedly identified sabotage, weak foot soldiers and possibly the moon as suspects, while carefully excluding the party itself. A congratulatory message remains in committee, pending proof that dignity will not harm future elections.
Nyesom Dwala
INEC has reportedly alarmed scientists by conducting an Osun election that ended on time and produced the expected winner, a development experts say may violate several known laws of Nigerian politics, including “results must first pass through spiritual collation.”
Nyesom Dwala
Osun voters were left stunned after Adeleke introduced the radical idea of winning an election without “logistics,” forcing analysts to ask whether democracy has relocated its market to another state.
Nyesom Dwala
