Terms of Use

Welcome to The National Cake. By accessing www.thenationalcake.com or any of our related services (the “Services”), you agree to these Terms of Use. If you do not agree, please close the tab and go enjoy reality, which is somehow stranger.

1. Satirical Content

The Services publish satire and parody. All articles, headlines, names, quotes, statistics, and images are fictional or used fictitiously for humour and commentary. Nothing on the Services is a statement of fact, and content must not be relied upon as news, repeated as fact, or used as evidence in any court of law. See our Satire Notice.

2. Use of the Services

You agree not to:

• Misrepresent our content as factual reporting.
• Use the Services for unlawful purposes or to harass, defame, or harm others (our comment desk has feelings too).
• Interfere with the operation or security of the Services, or attempt to access accounts or systems without authorisation.
• Scrape, reproduce, or republish our content at scale without our written permission.

3. Accounts & Comments

You are responsible for activity on your reader account and for anything you post in comments. We may moderate, edit, or remove comments and may suspend accounts that breach these Terms. By posting a comment, you grant us a non-exclusive licence to display it on the Services.

4. Intellectual Property

The content, design, and branding of The National Cake are owned by The Kulture Company Ltd or its licensors. You may share links to our stories freely; that is the whole point.

5. Third-Party Links & Ads

The Services may contain links to and embeds from third-party sites and platforms, and may display advertising. We are not responsible for third-party content, products, or services.

6. Disclaimers

The Services are provided “as is” without warranties of any kind, express or implied. We do not warrant that the Services will be uninterrupted, error-free, or that the jokes will always land.

7. Limitation of Liability

To the fullest extent permitted by law, The National Cake and The Kulture Company Ltd will not be liable for any indirect, incidental, or consequential damages arising from your use of the Services, including any consequences of treating satire as fact.

8. Changes

We may update these Terms from time to time. Updates take effect when posted on this page with a revised effective date. Continued use of the Services means you accept the updated Terms.

9. Governing Law

These Terms are governed by the laws of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, and disputes are subject to the jurisdiction of Nigerian courts, which, per Section 1 above, will not be admitting our articles as evidence.

10. Contact

Questions about these Terms? Email thenationalcake@gmail.com or visit our contact page.