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A Nigerian senator has denied owning a six-bedroom mansion — while addressing reporters from the upstairs balcony of the same property. He says the gold initials, marble pillars and fountain shaped like his head are just “coincidences God will judge.”
Nyesom Dwala
The Federal Government has opened a Ministry of Patience, saying Nigerians have already shown “exceptional competence in waiting” across fuel prices, electricity, inflation and everything else. The ministry promises a National Certificate in Endurance, once citizens finish waiting for the website to launch.
Nyesom Dwala
Political analysts have reportedly found the only sure way Peter Obi can win in 2027: contest all 36 states, the FCT and every Nigerian WhatsApp family group at once. The real challenge, however, may be voters who collect five caps, transport fare and still ask, “Who exactly are we voting for again?”
Reuben Datti
The Senate has launched an urgent investigation into why Nigerians keep asking irritating questions like “Where is the money?” and “Why is this road still like this?” Soon, citizens may need a permit before demanding accountability, transparency or common sense.
Nyesom Dwala
RINEC has unveiled Nigeria’s newest democratic innovation: Queue-Based Voting, a system that replaces ballot papers with the age-old national ritual of standing behind something and hoping for the best. Officials say it’s faster, cheaper, and already familiar to citizens.
Reuben Datti
A prominent politician has defected after concluding that the rival party’s campaign rice had better texture, aroma and political value. Insiders say Nigeria’s democracy is fast becoming a buffet system, with parties now in an emergency race to upgrade from stones to meat.
Reuben Datti
Residents of Hopefully Renewed State have watched in awe as the governor commissioned the same 3.2-kilometre road for the fourth time, proving that in Nigerian governance, infrastructure is never truly finished — it just keeps trending. Officials say a fifth unveiling is already in the works.
Reuben Datti
Politicians have once again promised to end poverty “immediately after the elections,” insisting this time is different. Nigerians, now old enough to know campaign rice is not policy, are advised to stay calm and hold their votes tightly while prosperity waits in traffic behind the convoy.
Nyesom Dwala
The governor has assured residents that no completed project will be left behind under his watch, especially those built by his predecessors. Roads, hospitals and bridges are now being shortlisted for fresh commissioning so the administration can also enjoy the glory of the ribbon.
Nyesom Dwala
'If you can't see the road, you can't complain about it,' the minister explained during a 4-hour press conference held in his Range Rover.
Nyesom Dwala
Commission insists the technology is 'mostly tested' and any disappearances will be 'investigated thoroughly after the results are announced'.
Nyesom Dwala
Lawmakers describe the legislation as a 'symbol of bipartisan cooperation' that finally gives Lagosians a depression they can call their own.
Nyesom Dwala
After discovering that TikTok skits now expose corruption faster than anti-graft agencies, a senator has reportedly moved to regulate memes and sarcasm. Sources say the National Assembly is deeply concerned that Nigerians may soon learn to laugh and investigate at the same time.
Nyesom Dwala
