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BBNaija Nomination Day Ends in National Confusion as Biggie Asks Housemates to Vote, Then Ignores Everybody
Federal Government Returns 13 Oil Blocks to Market, Nigerians Ask If Fuel Will Also Return to Affordable Prices
Lagos Pays N3.1 Billion Compensation, Landowners Suddenly Remember Where Their Grandfather Farmed
National Assembly Orders Police to Arrest CEO of Federal Ministry of Vibes
Political Parties Consider Adding Four Vice Presidents to Avoid 2027 Arguments
Germany Promises to Help Nigeria Again, Nigerians Begin Preparing Thank-You Speech in Advance
Federal Government Finally Accepts That Even PHCN Cannot Bill the Sun
Private Sector Begs Government to Stop Helping It

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