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Nigerians Spend 14 Hours Debating Issue They Didn't Read
A fictional study says Nigerians can now turn one headline into 14 hours of constitutional analysis, economic forecasting and family WhatsApp warfare—without the inconvenience of opening the link.
Nyesom Dwala9 hours ago