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Peter Obi's Camp Says He Won't Share Subsidy Money With Governors Like Tinubu, Governors Reportedly Still Hoping
Obi’s camp says subsidy savings won’t enter governors’ accounts and vanish like light after “up NEPA.” Governors, however, are reportedly maintaining strong faith in the Nigerian tradition of money finding its level.
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So Peter Obi's camp has come out to say if he becomes president, he will not be sending subsidy savings straight into governors' accounts the way Tinubu currently does, and he will not be bringing back the old oil subsidy cabal either. A whole two promises in one statement, very ambitious for a Tuesday.
Now, to appreciate this gist properly, you have to understand what "sending subsidy savings to governors" actually means to the everyday Nigerian: it means money leaves Abuja, lands in a state, and then somehow the roads in that state still have the same potholes from three governments ago. So when Obi's camp says "not like that," a lot of people are nodding along, mostly because nobody has ever been able to explain what actually happens to that money after it lands.
The subtle part of this statement, though, is the shade thrown at Atiku in the same breath, because saying "I won't do it like this" only makes sense if somebody else in the race might. And everybody knows exactly who "somebody else" is without Obi's camp having to spell it out. That's advanced Nigerian political communication: attack without saying the name, and let Twitter finish the sentence for you.
Of course, the real test isn't the promise, it's what happens after the promise meets actual government structure, because in Nigeria, "I won't do it like the last person" has been said by every incoming administration since independence, and yet somehow, every administration eventually finds its own version of "the last person's" habits.
For now, though, the statement is out, the comparison is made, and social media has already picked sides, one half praising the "different from the rest" energy, the other half quietly asking, "we've heard this one before, abi?"
Either way, until subsidy savings actually show up doing something visible, this remains what most Nigerian political promises are: a beautiful sentence, waiting for evidence.
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